Thursday, November 21, 2013

Move Over Tom Turkey


it should be noted that because I am not a
movie person, I have no idea who this dude is

I don't really see the thrill of Thanksgiving. It's a day of gluttony, football, and excitement for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... mostly the latter. Christmas, however, is magical. There is snow (even if it's fake snow because we're in Florida), Santa, glitter, presents, lights, glitter, singing, decorations, reindeer... did I mention glitter? I love glitter. I've always been one to say that the Christmas season doesn't start until Santa crosses in front of Macys in the Thanksgiving Day Parade, but I've changed my tune (to Christmas tunes, specifically). I love Christmas. LOVE it. So why wait, especially when I couldn't care less about Thanksgiving?!? (Here is where I note that I fully appreciate our Thanksgiving hosts, Brodie and Sara, who rock it)

Treating Santa like that will get you on the naughty list Tom Turkey

The issue with this change of heart is that I do not live alone, so vomiting Christmas all over my house isn't completely up to me (although, let's be honest, it is). Derek was pretty insistant that we wait until Black Friday to decorate like we always do, but I've been crafting since July for goodness sakes! I'm excited NOW, and I have a lot to put up before our party, which is the weekend after Black Friday, not to mention that the Black Friday is the UCF v. USF game AND the weekend of my marathon.

AHHHHH SINGLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!

Waiting was just not going to work for me. And fortunately for me, Derek decided to go visit his grandma for the weekend, leaving me home alone. (evil laugh) When he came home, he had Christmas cheer thrust in his face...

the prized Christmas countdown mittens I've talked about so much


Yes, I even decorate my microwave and oven, because I'm awesome

I even cook with Christmas cheer!


Most husbands would be upset that their wives did exactly what they asked them not to do because they were out of town and not available to say no, but Derek fully expected it (perhaps having him get some of the Christmas decorations out of the attic while he was up there to "save him an extra trip in a few weeks," wasn't subtle, lol). I'm not done yet though, there are still more Christmas crafts to make and more decorations to hang! I've started the guest bathroom...
And it's going to be one of the most festive places in the house when I'm done with it, but....


That grey stuff that was holding up the medicine cabinet?
Yeah, that's the stuff for adhering tile to the floor.
Dip Shits.
Derek has a bot of work to do first. But damn it, it's going to get done, and we're going to have the BEST Christmas Brunch EVER!!!






Sunday, November 10, 2013

Race to the Finish

Remember when I said I was going to stop slacking and blog regularly again? Yeah... I lied. Please don't tell Santa. Anywho, we've been super busy doing everything EXCEPT working on the house. We visited our fabulous niece...
Went to the Michael Buble concert (swoon!)...


Had a Happy Halloween...

And enjoyed some football...
 
I've been up to my usual. Running...

Crafting...


Mentoring...
Oh yes, and working. I've been at my new job for a little over 2 months now, and I still love it. I mean, at how many places do you see this...
"Bosses" Day

Bosses Day
Plus, I won $300 last week!! CHA-CHING!!!!!

As far as the house goes, well, not much has really been "going." Derek has had a crazy year at work. They've gotten some big jobs, and he's worked 60 hours a week for 9 of the last 12 months. Unfortunately those kinds of hours don't leave much time or energy for home improvement, but with our party coming up, Derek is racing to get things done around the house so it looks like we've actually done something since last year's party. Today he was a busy bee. He did some more work in the guest bathroom, which really looks like we took a step backwards because we now have no light, AND no mirror...
 And the medicine cabinet has a new home in the hallway...
I had to tell Derek that we're married, and if he wanted an up skirt view, he didn't have to demolish the bathroom to do so, but he insisted.

He's also working on patching up the holes from the plumbing he did a year and a half ago. As you may recall, Brayden tried to repair the holes with Legos (wish I could find that pic!), but unfortunately his fix didn't last. Hopefully Derek's does...

the mandatory Derek butt shot
One project did get finished though, and it will be one that everyone will see, but may not notice...
This note will be gone because...
We've got a working doorbell! Lucy is very excited. And by excited, I mean she barked like crazy while it was being installed and tested out, and will surely bark like crazy every time it is used.

So the race is on! 20 days until my marathon, and 27 until this house has to look like we've given it some attention in the last 365 days.



Monday, October 7, 2013

Step 1: Admitting you have a problem


Progress around the house is in another lull what with Derek being back at overtime. But he has managed to get a few things done. The best of which is installing a peep hole. You see, I hang around my house in things that are inappropriate to greet guests in. So when someone knocks on the door, I scramble to put on some clothes. Because I am keeping them waiting while I get dressed, I don't bother to look through the kitchen window (which isn't always effective anyway, depending on where they're standing). This has caused problems.

Twice now I've gotten stuck talking to some sales schmuck for an hour or more. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm normally such an awful person. I have no problem telling people off, or hanging up on telemarketers, but I can't manage to slam the door in these people's faces even though every fiber of my being is telling me to do so.

Before I had this issue, Derek insisted that a peephole was unnecessary. But when, for the second time, he came out of the shower to discover that I had spent the last hour talking to some jerk about my cable or repenting or new windows, he decided that I need a peephole. He even gave me a "Don't Answer The Door For Strangers," talk that included not trusting that someone actually works for UPS even if they say they do without seeing proper ID via the window. 10 minutes into his talk, I had to inform him that I teach this stuff to kids, and have a book he can read me called Don't Talk To Strangers, if he's still concerned about my understanding of the importance of this issue.


So now, when you come to my house, you'll still have to wait at my door while I throw on some clothes, but I will know who you are before I open my door, and if you're selling cable or Jesus, I'm not answering.

In other news, our pantry now has a door. I know, we're fancy. 


But the progress hasn't stopped there. You might remember from last year my insanity over Christmas, and the AUH-MAZE-BALLS Christmas brunch I threw. Well I'm already deep into preparation for this year's bash, and that includes plenty of nagging regarding the things I want done around here before the party so we look like we're actually doing things around here. The guest bathroom is my top priority. I want it done before the party. There is tons of work to do though, including replacing the delightful light fixture...

It's not done yet, but the old one is off and has been returned to the 80's where it belongs, so I consider that progress.

In new job news, I still love it. You may want to ask me again in a week once training is over and my workload increases 10 fold, but as of today, I love it. After all, how could I not love a place where I get to pull pranks...




play with cars...
and be a pirate?!?

I'm also rocking the running thang. In fact, I recently completed my greatest accomplishment- my first 20 miler. Made me feel pretty badass...

But through all this I am suffering from addiction...

7 of the 12 months for my wreath a month project complete! BOOM!
...to crafting. It's seriously getting bad. I have about 6 new projects in the works. Plus, today I found out that the new Hobby Lobby finally opened up (of course I found this out AFTER I spent an hour and $27 in Michael's). The excitement literally made my heart race. I seriously considered skipping dinner so I could go and stare wide eyed in the the glittery world of crafty awesomeness.

I've decided to look into CA- Crafter's Anonymous. I'm hoping that the meetings are held in the party room of the new Hobby Lobby, and that Martha Stewart would be willing to be my sponsor.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Shedding Light on My Career Change

Many people heard the announcement that I changed careers and were shocked. Even more (at least at work) asked me if I was sure, and if I'm making sure to keep my certificate up to date just in case, and if I really think I can handle being away from education. So, I figured I'd shed some light on this decision.

In truth, there are a million reasons why I decided to leave education, but, to avoid having to type all those, I am going to narrow it down to the top 3 (in no specific order):
1. Money/Derek (yes, they're related, and I'll explain how)
2. Bullshit
3. Happiness

Let's start with the most glaringly obvious reason, money.
As a teacher I got paid crap, my benefits sucked, and I didn't get my first raise until the end of last year, and it resulted in a whooping $30/check (do the math, that's a $780 raise after 4 YEARS of busting my ass). I spend more than that on my classroom per check.

Now you might be thinking, "But Simone, you knew you would be getting paid crap when you got into it," and to an extent that's true. But really it's the benefits that kill it for me. Teaching is the ultimate bait and switch. You're told all along that you will get paid crap, BUT your benefits will be great, and you'll get to do what you love. Then you get into it and find out that your benefits could fit onto a handwritten index card and STILL leave space for all the asterisks explaining how each "benefit," is actually a detriment.

When you work for a corporation, your benefits look like this...

And that's really just a brief overview and the information on how you can access all of your benefits online. It's astounding. I went from having to literally steal my office chair from a conference room when everyone had already gone home for the day, to having someone walk by my desk and say, "Oh Simone, your desk appears to be empty. Let me go and get you supplies. Do you prefer black ink or blue? Would you like a big note pad or a small one?" It's stupid, but I was dumbfounded. My brain was like, "WOAH! You mean I don't have to make a stop by Walmart on the way home and get all this stuff? And I didn't even have to give blood or sell the rights to my first born (HA, JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M NOT HAVING ANY!)?!?!?" And the culture shock continued. There was a 6 page ergonomic evaluation to make sure that everything was comfortable for me. I was offered a wrist pad, a foot rest, a special mouse, and even had the choice of a single eared headset or a double--all FREE AND WITHOUT BEGGING!!

Now to those of you in the corporate world, this is standard procedure and not shocking at all, but for those of us in public education this is...
mind blowing! My head literally exploded. Fortunately that was no big deal because for the same cost as my "benefits," while teaching, I have better health insurance, better (and cheaper) dental, short term disability, long term disability, a huge life insurance policy, and a 401K that matches the first full 1%, and half of the rest up to 6%. But wait! There's more! There is also a FREE gym in my building, and I get a few crazy things I had never heard of before...



Yup, that's right, there are actually opportuinities for me to make MORE money. In fact, in my interview I said, "My goal is to work hard and be rewarded for my efforts. I don't want to be sitting at the same desk, doing the same thing, getting the same paycheck in 5 years," and ya know what I was told, "If you're sitting at the same desk, doing the same thing, getting the same paycheck in 5 years and it's not by choice, there's a serious problem."

But again you say, "But Simone, you knew it would suck." And, you're right. To an extent, I did. But things change, and that's how Derek is related to all this. His job is physical, and, unfortunately, bodies have a shelf life. I realized that if for some reason his paycheck were no longer available--even if that isn't for another 10+ years, I couldn't pay our mortgage, and that's a problem. With my new career, I may not be able to swing it on my own now, but I know that I will be able to, and I should be able to soon.

So that sums up the most obvious reason, now on to #2, Bullshit.

Education is so full of BS I literally had to swim in it everyday to get to my classroom. Here is a basic run down of the most prominent BS that contributed to my decision:
  • A large percentage of my evaluation is based on test scores, but they aren't necessarily mine. In fact, when I was teaching 1st grade (although this didn't apply then) my "scores" would actually be a school score that is made by looking at 3rd-5th FCAT scores, regardless of whether or not I ever taught those kids. To further complicate this, this is based on pass/fail, and I have no choice in who walks through my door. So, let's say that I get a student who is a double retainee and reads on a Kindergarten level (true story). I bust my hump and get him to a mid-year second grade reading level. Impressive, huh? Not impressive enough, because a mid-year 2nd grade reading level isn't enough to pass FCAT, so when he fails, I am to blame, and my evaluation is effected negatively. 
  • But it gets worse. Teachers now have no choice in HOW they teach something, or what they use to teach something. The decision is made for us, and while we are welcome to give our input, it is rarely acknowledged and often ignored. So, let's say that I completely disagree with a program, and I KNOW from my years of experience and professional development that it will negatively effect the kids and therefore their scores (again, true story). I could say something, sure, but it doesn't mater because I will be written up if I don't comply and do as I'm told. Then when the program does exactly what I said it would, and my kids scores tank, it's my fault?!?! According to my evaluation, it is.
  • Even worse, I am insulted on a regular basis by being given scripted programs that a trained monkey could use. What exactly was the point of going to college and learning HOW to teach if all I'm allowed to do when I get in the classroom is read a script?
  • Teaching is the only career (at least that I know of) where people who perform above and beyond get fired for no reason at all. It's the only job where once a year hundreds of teachers who excel in their field get fired due to "numbers," and "cuts." Sure, this kind of  thing happens to other careers, but on an annual basis? No. Even after 4 years of service (thanks to our fabulous governor who got rid of tenure), my job wasn't secure. Even if I got the top scores in my grade I could get fired (and one year that's exactly what happened to me).
  • If I want a damn piece of construction paper, I have to sell my soul to the lady who guards them, or buy it myself. In fact, the teacher's creed is, "Beg, Borrow, or Steal." There is no one coming around to ask you your preference of blue or black ink. Instead, someone is saying, "You've already used 3 pens this year, you've reached your max." But the money doesn't stop at supplies. If I want games, which I am highly encouraged to have, I need to buy them. My library? Fully stocked by my wallet. And what if I don't do these things you ask? My kids, and undoubtedly their scores, suffer.
  • The workload is insurmountable. I used to get to work at least an hour early every day, leave an hour or more late, and bring home papers to grade every weekend, and I was never caught up. Never. As soon as one thing gets done, I am given orders to do 7 more. And it is expected that all of this gets done with 30 minutes of plan time, and 40 minutes of specials, which is filled with meetings every day that add to the workload.
Really, I could go on forever. But to sum it up, I couldn't take the BS anymore. Sure, every job has BS, but there is a limit to the amount and severity of the stank that I am willing to deal with, and education FAR exceeds that limit.

Which leads me to the final reason, happiness. This reason confuses most, and it should. Most say, "But don't you love teaching," and the truth is, I do. I love it whole-hardheartedly (<- is that word for real? Spell check says that's how it's spelt, but I don't believe it). But every aspect of what I love about it was slowly being chipped away, and with the added work and limited pay I was left with a conundrum: When I teach, I get paid crap and work insane hours, so I have no time for enjoyment/happiness outside of my work. So, I need to get my enjoyment/happiness out of my work. This used to be possible. But the BS level killed that, and I was coming home every day in a miserable mood. I was drinking more wine than should be legal. And I was an overall grump.

So I had a decision to make: Do I stick with it? Or do I look for something that I might not love to the point that I get enjoyment/happiness out of it, but I'm content. AND that I get paid enough and have enough time to enjoy my life outside of work. I decided on the latter, and I couldn't be happier. I am now somewhere where I am respected and appreciated. More so, I am valued as an asset. I work somewhere where it is their mission to keep me happy so that I don't leave.

Here was my biggest moment of insight...


On the left is the "gift," I received during Teacher Appreciation Week. A "gift," to thank me for 4 years of busting my hump, staying late, and spending countless dollars on my room. On the right is a handout my new company gave me for attending a job fair. I "earned," this after walking around a room and having mini interviews for 30 minutes. It seems stupid, but absolutely symbolizes this is the difference between working for public education, and working for a corporation.

I know what I have earned, what I deserve, and what I have worked for. Unfortunately, the public school system doesn't.